Smoke this, I’m getting a monkey.
I’ve made a very important decision regarding the new house.
The guest bathroom will have a toilet unicorn.
[GRIN] This comes from an awesome shop over at etsy that sells decals on and for everything from windows to toilets to stockings. So serious. Stockings. Click the pic, it’ll take you there.
Now in other news-
Knitting. Remember when I was learning to crochet and wanted to kill everything with the crochet needle b/c I just couldn’t get ANYTHING RIGHT. Let’s revisit that really quick because KNITTING SUCKS. Though I’m using my experience with crochet, spinning, butter making, ice-cream making to kind of keep myself from losing my nut.
It’s hard, but soon it’ll get to a point where I just can DO IT no problem, no stress.
I’m just gonna keep telling myself that.
Not sure I could stand a unicorn in the loo, though as always I’m an open sort of entity. In regards to knitting, perhaps a watching of Demolition Man might be in order. They did it simply, our ancestors!
Chasm!
Knitting is great for expending fury. in the forms of making little knots in yarn while using very sharp things.
I haven’t gotten an Unicorn for the head yet, but as soon as I do I’m going to post it and get your humble opinion
Knitting is one of those things that we humans do that other beings won’t, and that makes us human. Some might say, “Spiders! They knit!” But they knit for food. The human species is the only one that knits, and presents the gift, and says, “…like it?” without the subsequent “Good!” GNARSH!
So, what you’re saying is that Knitting is right up there with Social Networking under the heading of Stupid People Tricks.
No, no, no. I’m saying knitting is something that humans do because they have hands and those hands can do something other than what nature said fingers were for. One thing humans do, and do well, is frustrate nature to no end. Well, one end is that she’ll kill us all, but boy won’t the visiting aliens be impressed by out long vanished realm?
Maybe, they might be really grossed out by our apparent fixations with bathroom…I mean they’re in EVERY BUILDING!