I told you once and you killed me twice.
Oh! Oh ARGH! oh argh oh argh!!
You’ll never believe what today is! IT’S THE SEMI ANNUAL CELEBRATION OF FILTHY’S GOT NO JOB!! HURRAH!!
Okay so I’m no longer working fro myself as a dogwalker and the job that was supposed to be taking it’s place fell through…big time, so here I am just loafing around until I can get someone to hire me. I hate this. OH LORD DO I EVER HATE THIS. I haven’t job searched since….. the last time I job searched!
So if you know anyone who wants to hire an angry fat girl, let me know, I’m willing to work for peanuts.. that is if peanuts equal out to many dollars per hour.

Hey if I knew a job like that, I’d take it!
i could hire you, but i couldnt pay, and also i dont really have anything to make you do. ‘cept maybe organize my shoes. but that wouldnt take too long.
B.C LOL, thanks for looking out for the little dog, babe.
J9- Dude I went to AbbaDabba’s and saw a pair of DocMartins that reminded me of you so hard! I miss you.
Thanks Yous guys.